miseryXchord ♫

Halloween In The Devil's Trailerpark with your satellite TV and phone service shut off SUCKS. Amend that, The Devil's Trailerpark sucks, period :P

Just woke up.

I'm missing seeing The Horrorpops Halloween party/concert for free in Hollywood.

I've watched every zombie movie in the house already (why I didn't sleep for the last 4 days.. that and trying to fix photos my slow-ass camera lens blurred out at SOIA last weekend)

There's no candy.

There's no pumpkins.

There's no food.

The only movie in the house I haven't watched has subtitles.

I was going to go as Wendy O' Williams this year. I mean, WoW if she was a zombie. I had the electrical tape. I forgot to get shaving cream.That ruins the effect.

Excuse me, I have to go put on something black (oh wait, done that) and go trick or treat the neighbors so I can get a sugar fix. Maybe I'll get a bag full of crack and used meth needles from addicts row around the corner :P

No, really, I shouldn't go outside. A couple of teen morons were throwing tree branches (I mean, like 2-3" thick x 6' long) at my house earlier. I'm alone. And it's dark out there.

Er, it's dark in here. I need to go turn on every light in the house now (except the porch light, because there's NO CANDY)

Damn zombies.